Enough is enough! We as a community need to make a stand against a very real problem in our
society. I demand we put an end to irresponsible, backyard, human breeding programs. Recently, an influx of specimens from such operations has sauntered into my door; rude, obnoxious and always with a severely neglected hostage in tow. I can’t help but cringe with horror as I rescue their flea infested and pelted pal; thinking to myself, “Someone procreated with that! Do we have no species standards?!” Enraged, I’ve decided to do my part to end this epidemic of less than stellar examples of the human race overtaking society. I’ve developed my own man-child kennel, affectionately called The Rupe Ranch, so that those seeking a man-child can at least practice responsible pet ownership.
The Rupe Ranch sits on approximately 5 acres in rural Florida, giving our man-children plenty of room to roam and play. The kennel is kept to the highest standard of cleanliness, as you’ll notice no odors of gym socks, cigars or Brut. Each man-child comes fully vaccinated and micro chipped (incase for some unfortunate reason they go missing at an inopportune moment, such as visiting the in-laws or cleaning the house). We have both man-children in both procreation and pet quality, in a wide variety of colors and sizes, so there is truly a man-child out there perfect for all lifestyles and preferences. Those sold has pets have been neutered, as to insure betterment of the breed standard.
We encourage prospective owners to come by the ranch and visit the man-children in our play area.
Our play area has a wide variety of toys and stimulus, such as X-box and TVs (with ESPN, SPEED Vision or Jackie Chan movies playing), so that the man-children can exhaust their energies in a more positive manner rather than destructive and undesirable behaviors. It also, allows you, the prospective owner to see each’s personality and bond with your future pet. An active man-child does best in an equally active household, thus if you’re an apartment dweller or have a job that demands most of your time and attention an older, already trained, more submissive man-child may be a better fit.
Please keep in mind that whether or not you purchase your next man-child from the Rupe Ranch, be sure to only seek man-children from a responsible breeder and thoroughly research the man-child you are considering procreating with. The rest of the human race will appreciate it!